MoonwalkMay 12
I can’t moonwalk, so I’ll just slide my feet around like a buffoon.
12 May 2010 | 6:10 pm | humor | No comments
A Subtle Message from Teenagers…May 10
Teens in Thought Society
(Thanks X!)
10 May 2010 | 10:52 pm | humor | No comments
Care in the WorldMay 10
I don’t care because you don’t care.
10 May 2010 | 10:52 pm | humor | No comments
Consultant.May 8
“I don’t see a therapist, I go to a life consultant.”
8 May 2010 | 1:40 pm | humor | No comments
Dental Floss?May 2
“I hope you realize the gravity of the quandary you have just plunged yourself into.”
2 May 2010 | 7:38 pm | humor | No comments
I Came, I Saw…April 13
I came, I saw, I tried.
The unknown Julius Caesar quote discussing a Roman woman rejecting him. And now, for a real Caesar quote, “The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, but in ourselves…” (OK, again, that wasn’t actually Caesar, but rather Shakespeare, writing as Caesar. Alas!)
13 Apr 2010 | 9:00 pm | humor | No comments
With All Due- Wait, What?April 10
Why do we say with all due respect when we want to spit on their shoes?
10 Apr 2010 | 10:56 pm | humor | No comments
BeautyApril 4
If you’re supposed to enjoy beauty, why do they frown on enjoying your own beauty?
4 Apr 2010 | 3:30 pm | humor | No comments
Louis, I think this is…March 24
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a tearful goodbye…
-A Morning in Casablanca
24 Mar 2010 | 2:15 pm | humor | No comments
InsurerMarch 5
“Sir, we don’t cover anything that requires us to pay something or help someone. I believe that is unclearly stated in our policy.”
5 Mar 2010 | 11:44 pm | humor | No comments
