MoonwalkMay 12
I can’t moonwalk, so I’ll just slide my feet around like a buffoon.
12 May 2010 | 6:10 pm | humor | No comments
I can’t moonwalk, so I’ll just slide my feet around like a buffoon.
12 May 2010 | 6:10 pm | humor | No comments
Teens in Thought Society
(Thanks X!)
10 May 2010 | 10:52 pm | humor | No comments
I don’t care because you don’t care.
10 May 2010 | 10:52 pm | humor | No comments
“I don’t see a therapist, I go to a life consultant.”
8 May 2010 | 1:40 pm | humor | No comments
“I hope you realize the gravity of the quandary you have just plunged yourself into.”
2 May 2010 | 7:38 pm | humor | No comments
I came, I saw, I tried.
The unknown Julius Caesar quote discussing a Roman woman rejecting him. And now, for a real Caesar quote, “The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, but in ourselves…” (OK, again, that wasn’t actually Caesar, but rather Shakespeare, writing as Caesar. Alas!)
13 Apr 2010 | 9:00 pm | humor | No comments
Why do we say with all due respect when we want to spit on their shoes?
10 Apr 2010 | 10:56 pm | humor | No comments
If you’re supposed to enjoy beauty, why do they frown on enjoying your own beauty?
4 Apr 2010 | 3:30 pm | humor | No comments
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a tearful goodbye…
-A Morning in Casablanca
24 Mar 2010 | 2:15 pm | humor | No comments
“Sir, we don’t cover anything that requires us to pay something or help someone. I believe that is unclearly stated in our policy.”
5 Mar 2010 | 11:44 pm | humor | No comments