{"id":195,"date":"2009-11-21T17:51:49","date_gmt":"2009-11-22T00:51:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.squealingrat.org\/word\/?p=195"},"modified":"2010-02-14T14:31:08","modified_gmt":"2010-02-14T21:31:08","slug":"cal-johnson-lyrics","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.squealingrat.org\/backupify\/2009\/11\/cal-johnson-lyrics\/","title":{"rendered":"Cal Johnson Lyrics…."},"content":{"rendered":"

Post by <\/strong><\/span>Squealing Rat<\/strong><\/a>. Find him on <\/strong><\/span>Twitter<\/strong><\/span><\/a> and check out his latest blog, Looming Tech<\/a>.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Wow. I just spent 10 minutes listening to and transcribing this. If you don’t have a life, just watch the part below to sing along.<\/p>\n

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“There was a man who shot the man who was the man who shot man, Cal Johnson, Cal Johnson<\/p>\n

He wore a hat, his favorite hat, he loved that hat, he hated hats, Cal Johnson, Cal Johnson<\/span><\/p>\n

He was a dad to zero kids, and yet he fathered five<\/p>\n

He got shot dead a year ago and yet he’s still alive<\/p>\n

He’s rich beyond his wildest dreams yet never had a dime<\/p>\n

A lawman to the very end he led a life of crime<\/p>\n

In all of his years of life on earth he never fired a gun, yet when it came to Chinese men he shot down every one<\/p>\n

He had a horse named Bandit, and the horse’s name was Clyde<\/p>\n

Cal Johnson was born the day he died”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Extra points if you realized that “Cal Johnson” was the actor that played David Putty<\/a> in Seinfeld and Top of the Line Mac<\/a> in the Apple commercial. Now, please excuse me while I go read something educational.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Post by Squealing Rat. Find him on Twitter and check out his latest blog, Looming Tech. Wow. I just spent 10 minutes listening to and transcribing this. If you don’t have a life, just watch the part below to sing … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[31,29,30],"class_list":["post-195","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-squeaks","tag-family-guy","tag-humor","tag-lyrics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.squealingrat.org\/backupify\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/195","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.squealingrat.org\/backupify\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.squealingrat.org\/backupify\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.squealingrat.org\/backupify\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.squealingrat.org\/backupify\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=195"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.squealingrat.org\/backupify\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/195\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.squealingrat.org\/backupify\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=195"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.squealingrat.org\/backupify\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=195"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.squealingrat.org\/backupify\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=195"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}